More Palin Lies

Thought this pic was right on the mark:

Heh.

This in light of the latest news that Palin did not, in fact, visit Iraq, or Ireland for that matter, Ireland being merely a refueling stop. She just got her first US Passport in 2007. Holy Mother of God, can you believe that?!?

So let’s get it straight:
* If you grow up in Hawaii, raised by your grandparents, you’re “exotic, different.”
* Grow up in Alaska eating mooseburgers, a quintessential American story.
* If your name is Barack you’re a radical, unpatriotic Muslim.

* Name your kids Willow, Trig and Track, you’re a maverick.

* Graduate from Harvard law School and you are unstable.

* Attend 5 different small colleges before graduating, you’re well grounded.

* If you spend 3 years as a brilliant community organizer, become the first
black President of the Harvard Law Review, create a voter registration drive
that registers 150,000 new voters, spend 12 years as a Constitutional Law
professor, spend 8 years as a State Senator representing a district with more
tnan 750,000 people, become chairman of the state Senate’s Health and Human
Services committee, spend 4 years in the United States Senate representing a
state of 13 million people while sponsoring 131 bills and serving on the
Foreign Affairs, Environment and Public Works and Veteran’s Affairs
committees, you don’t have any real leadership experience.

* If your total resume is: local weather girl, 4 years on the city council
and 6 years as the mayor of a town with fewer than 7,000 people, 20 months as
the governor of a state with only 650,000 people, then you’re qualified to
become the country’s second highest ranking executive.

* If you have been married to the same woman for 19 years while raising 2
beautiful daughters, all within Protestant churches, you’re not a real Christian.

* If you cheated on your first wife with a rich heiress, and left your
disfigured wife and married the heiress the next month, you’re a Christian.

* If you teach responsible, age appropriate sex education, including the
proper use of birth control, you are eroding the fiber of society.

* If, while governor, you staunchly advocate abstinence only, with no other
option in sex education in your state’s school system while your unwed teen
daughter ends up pregnant, you’re very responsible.

* If your wife is a Harvard graduate lawyer who gave up a position in a prestigious law firm to work for the betterment of her inner city community, then gave that up to raise a family, your family’s values don’t represent America’s.

* If your husband is nicknamed “First Dude,” with at least one DWI conviction and no college education, who didn’t register to vote until age 25 and once was a member of a group that advocated the secession of Alaska from the USA, your family is extremely admirable.

OK, much clearer now.  McCain was an idiot to select Palin, and the fallout is just beginning.

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Seeking everlasting equilibrium between left and right brain activity, JFinger is a software engineer and (semi)retired classically trained musician who would come out of retirement only if put up in a nice beachhouse in the tropics with a servant offering unlimited margaritas. Meanwhile, he will continue brewing hand-crafted organic beers, a craft he has enjoyed since the late 1980s. He finds politics interesting, as well as finance, economics, sports and the funnies. He likes to read the newspaper, or at least he did before they closed them all down. Having been brought up in the newspaper business (son of a Hearst Corporation-owned newspaper reporter), JFinger is always on the lookout for some interesting and worthy story to share on the FIST.

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11 Comments

  1. uh…yeah…

  2. If you spend 3 years as a brilliant community organizer, become the first
    black President of the Harvard Law Review, create a voter registration drive
    that registers 150,000 new voters, spend 12 years as a Constitutional Law
    professor, spend 8 years as a State Senator representing a district with more
    tnan 750,000 people, become chairman of the state Senate’s Health and Human
    Services committee, spend 4 years in the United States Senate representing a
    state of 13 million people while sponsoring 131 bills and serving on the
    Foreign Affairs, Environment and Public Works and Veteran’s Affairs
    committees, you don’t have any real leadership experience.

  3. If your wife is a Harvard graduate lawyer who gave up a position in a prestigious law firm to work for the betterment of her inner city community, then gave that up to raise a family, your family’s values don’t represent America’s.

  4. Yes. I was going to mention that. I liked her article very much.

  5. Pingback from our friend at Swampwaterdebutant. Nice post over there, excellent follow-up discussion!

  6. We should start the Church of Masturbation to Sarah Palin and solve that problem.

  7. It’s hard to believe that most people don’t see this stuff.

    But then most people are getting ready to go to church right now while I’m watching Sarah Palin masturbation videos.

  8. Oh…

    And here’s something from MC Paul Barman’s myspace blog.

    she’s not a milf nor a gilf, she’s the embodiment of filf
    i wouldnt fuck that twat with a ten foot cock
    barack needs to fight, yall turn white like bleach toxic shock
    a pox on your first born, my rimes collected in the hirschhorn
    i’m getting ready for a new tour to perform
    how dare she play the tard card
    hardy har har, her buttplug is a lard guard
    put a lipstick on a war pig, it’s still a war pig
    put adored trig on a warship, grill a pork rib
    the stork hid the poor kid
    but during hunting season mom pulled the short squib…

    If you haven’t grabbed his September 11 song yet, it’s worthy and available on his site.

  9. THAT. WAS. AWESOME.

  10. Also, you’re forgetting something very important.

  11. I hope the fallout hurries before people start believing the misleading polls that show Barack on the losing side.

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