Gummy badness
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So Thumbstore is a big fan of gummy things. We’ve got gummy tapeworms, gummy bacon, gummy steak, gummy mustaches, gummy lips. At one point, we had gummy haggis (butterscotch flavor).
Two other comments before I get to the “meat” of this post:
1. ThumbStoreShippingMonkey mentioned the sexual act “Louisiana Gummybear” the other day. What do you think it could mean? Who wants to come up with a definition and put it in Urban Dictionary?
2. In Sweden, “gummi” is another word for condom.
Constant Reader and ThumbStore shopper, Pain, has tipped me off to these two gummy awesomes.
First, from Joey Devilla, who got it from Ryland (who runs says-it.com).
The second one that Pain sent is this flickr user’s image of Hannah Montana penis-shaped guitar gummy. At least it’s not Miley Cyrus penis. That would be a terrible tongue twister plus just horrible in every way.
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July 5th, 2008 at 9:46 am
Louisiana Gummybear
An often hairy, overweight,toothless closet queen from the deep south (not necessarily restricted to Louisiana). Often shirtless, clad only in tattered bib overalls.
Down at the swimming hole, it was a regular convention of Lousiana Gummybears.
Also see, Louisana Gummyjob:
Louisiana Gummyjob
Sometimes shortened to Lousiana Gumjob, refers both to the act of of giving and receiving fellatio from a toothless man or woman.
Granny Goetz gave the meanest Lousiana Gumjob west of Mobile.
July 5th, 2008 at 10:16 am
July 6th, 2008 at 12:42 pm
Louisiana Gummybear
The act of a redneck raping a yuppie in a swamp with whiskey dick.
July 7th, 2008 at 12:22 pm
Yuppie? As in “that guy?” Those are still around? And what would a yuppie be doing outside the workplace? The term desperately needs upgrading. They were “young upcoming professionals” when the term was first coined in the 80s. Now they’re 40-somethings living in eternal fear of the downsize/pink slip, or worse yet, flipping burgers. Or maybe they’re Starbuicks baristas, and just suffered their second downsize/downgrade, and are looking for a job flipping burgers.
July 7th, 2008 at 4:35 pm
Yuppie? Those are still around?
You live in Bellingham and you ask that question.
Bellingham’s almost purely populated by Yuppies, college kids and homeless people.
July 7th, 2008 at 9:36 pm
“They were “young upcoming professionals” when the term was first coined in the 80s.”
You may be shocked to find out there are still hippies too.
July 7th, 2008 at 11:22 pm
You may be shocked to find out there are still hippies too.
HA! You clearly know nothing about me, which is of course to be expected. But I’m not going to expound upon what I know of hippies, since it doesn’t matter.
Bellingham’s almost purely populated by Yuppies
Piss and shit. Yuppies. I was born and raised here, and even more, spent five years in the geography/urban planning dept. at Western, where I was exposed to a whole lot of local demographics and participated in graduate-level project to delineate Bellingham’s “urban fringe.” Probably 10% of this town’s workforce are “up and coming young professionals,” and 9% of them are at the University. Wannabe yuppies maybe. Poser yuppies. “Attitudinudal” yuppies. And watch them go down the tube as the price of gasoline and commodities continues to elevate.
July 7th, 2008 at 11:47 pm
Let’s throw some quantification at this:
http://www.bea.gov/bea/regional/bearfacts/action.cfm?yearin=2006&areatype=MSA&fips=13380
http://www.ecanned.com/images/IA06WAGEA/C1338.gif
http://www.bls.gov/oes/current/oes_13380.htm