Fisted by stinkfinger under Weird Heads, clowns on Tue, Jul 1, 2008
Tags: Billy Mays, face trance, infomercial, oxyclean, shouting, yelling
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Focusing on this image for more than several seconds will cause you to experience the Billy Mays Face Trance. And…you will never be the same again.
ButtonFinger: I will listen to your voicemails if you start leaving them in a HST voice. Deal? Deal.
Thumb: So… Why don’t you LISTEN to voicemail messages, BoF? Hayoh! ButtonFinger: …And THAT is why I don’t leave voicemail messages. Fruck you. Git up her.
nutxaq: It’s suspicious that they’re always complaining about the first black president trying to shove...
Chillum: Chillum 
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July 1st, 2008 at 9:39 pm
I hear him saying “WADJOO! WADJOO! WADJOO! WADJOO!”
July 1st, 2008 at 9:40 pm
I also hear him say, “IT GETS INTADA MATTING, INTADA PADDING!!”
But I always hear that.
July 1st, 2008 at 10:37 pm
If there was anyone in the world I wish would spontaneously combust, it is this man.
July 1st, 2008 at 11:42 pm
That would be an awesome headline.
BILLY MAYS SPONTANEOUSLY COMBUSTS.
Grisly
scentscene confronts firefighters.Forensic experts seek explanation for phenomenon.
Poughkeepsie, NY (AP)– Billy Mays, best-known as the gravelly-voiced, gregarious spokesman for Oxy-Clean, was found burned to death in his Poughkeepsie Hotel Room yesterday afternoon, after firefighters responded to a call about a fire.
Barry Bodkin, who was with Mays when the gruesome occurrence took place, was visibly shaken afterward as he was treated for smoke inhalation by paramedics, and had only this to say: “His head just took fire. One moment he’s talking to me, and the next moment, WHOOF, it goes up….”
Foul play does not seem to be a factor, investigators have determined. An examination of the remains shows that the fire, strangely, shows signs of having consumed Mays from the inside out. One hypothesis for this deadly phenomenon is that prolonged exposure to Oxy-Clean, which contains the powerful oxidizer, Hydrogen Peroxide, somehow precipitated a chemical reaction Mays’ body.
“Hydrogen Peroxide, in a dilute enough concentration, is relatively innocuous,” said Poughkeepsie Fire Marshal, Bill Burns, “but in higher concentrations…well, it’s an accident waitin’ to happen. I mean, a penny dropped into an 80% solution of Hydrogen Peroxide generates 2000 degree steam. I once knew a guy who got some on his moustache, and BOOM! His lip went up like a tinder box.”
“Lemme show ya somethin’,” Burns went on to say…