Winston Wu Hates Bellingham
Fisted by stinkfinger under The Internet, piss and moan on Tue, May 13, 2008
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That title is almost certainly going to join our list of much-coveted “weird search terms.”
Anyway, here’s Winston’s really, really, REALLY long-winded diatribe on the ‘ham. No, I don’t expect you to read all of it, or even much of it. But it’s an interesting skim, in a stilted, egocentric sort of way–
http://www.geocities.com/wwu777us/Bellingham_Curse.htm
Winston also has this page, where under the title of “Wumaster,” he elaborates on how you, too, can benefit from seeking happiness and fulfillment abroad. With some mini-collages of him posing with hot European chicks.
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May 13th, 2008 at 5:16 pm
Wow, now that is a piece of literature, right there.
It appears that I’m one of those rare people who have escaped the curse. Heh.
This is my favorite line: “I’ve approached THOUSANDS of girls (literally), and when I greet them, they immediately put up this force field that says “unless you need directions or have an innocent question”, you shouldn’t be talking to me”
Without offending you all, I don’t think I could live in Bham. I never felt hip enough.
May 13th, 2008 at 6:06 pm
“Dominant isolation mentality the norm in Washington”
Funny how true this is, but how this happened and why he may not understand it.
Lets generalize the fuck out of this……
With a name like “Wu” I’m making the assumption that he’s Asian. Asians, for thousands of years, have lived in a “Family based society.” That’s one of the reasons you don’t see lots of Asian countries out of Asia. (Japanese never crossed the Pacific and claimed Mexico) Based on their way of living, they just didn’t want to get away from home too much.
Europeans historically have been in an “Individualistic based society”. Spanish, French, etc etc wanted to cross the oceans and claim the entire world as home.
So….being so far to the West (the last frontier conquered on our continent) it would make sense that the residents out here would be anti-social and prefer isolation. That’s EXACTLY why I live out here. Ask Thumb…my hermit like behavior is legendary.
-Fat
p.s. I pretty much made that entire thing up, but it’s based on something I read once. If I’m wrong, learn me one!
May 13th, 2008 at 8:17 pm
“I’ve approached THOUSANDS of girls (literally), and when I greet them, they immediately put up this force field that says “unless you need directions or have an innocent question”, you shouldn’t be talking to me”
Maybe it’s because he’s a creepy bastard…
May 13th, 2008 at 10:32 pm
You don’t mince words, Digit. Drive right into the heart of the matter. I like that.
May 14th, 2008 at 4:26 pm
“Washingtonian females harbor the most hatred and animosity toward pick up artists and pick up lines that I’ve ever seen. In the rest of the world, it is acceptable to TRY to flirt with them or hit on them. Even if they blow you off, it is PERMISSIBLE to try at least. But Washingtonian females vilify such attempts. And they will even call the police or security on guys who flirt or “hit on” them. In a sense, they are saying that it is illegal for men to have desires. What the @#$%?! That’s just weak.”
Anyone who not only considers himself a “pick-up artist”, but refers to himself as such, is a joke/creepy bastard. I guess he’s right on one point; I do harbor animosity towards men who hit on women randomly and with abandon. And, I think it’s unlikely that anyone has ever called the cops on him just for flirting…
May 15th, 2008 at 10:45 am
Anyone who not only considers himself a “pick-up artist”, but refers to himself as such, is a joke/creepy bastard.
Agreed. Winston is a creepy bastard.
I guess he’s right on one point; I do harbor animosity towards men who hit on women randomly and with abandon.
Such may be characterized as an objectification, of sorts. In such an individual’s universe, women are “prey,” to be apprehended. Winston has characterized himself as such, as you have noted.
And, I think it’s unlikely that anyone has ever called the cops on him just for flirting…
I think we can pretty much imagine the scenario where such “flirting” has occurred and the police have been called: 1.) Touching/standing too close/rubbing upon 2.) Aberrant persistence 3.) Attitude and hostile gorilla display when rebuffed 4.) All of the above possibly exacerbated by carrion breath.
May 15th, 2008 at 10:48 am
One more thing that I should note: he’s almost certainly going to pop up here, because he vanity searches his name and then trolls those who have a less-than-stellar opinion of his purple prose.
Whether or not this comment, itself, will prevent him from doing that is open to debate; trolls generally can’t resist the presence of someone on their self-proclaimed bridge.
In any case, this post may be one to flag for periodic review; it might rival the inanity of the Juggalo thread.
May 16th, 2008 at 12:34 am
This fucktard hasn’t lived in Wyoming, has he? Bellingham’s not nuthin’ on WY for most of his criteria.