Comments on: The mysterious putrefaction of the body http://www.fistofblog.com/2008/04/15/the-mysterious-putrefaction-of-the-body/ Fist of Blog is mostly a blog about things we find on the internet. In that respect, it is no different than other blogs. However, it is better than other blogs because we made it. We christen thee, Fist of Blog, as the passed gas of internets past. Thu, 09 Sep 2010 03:54:40 -0700 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.2 hourly 1 By: stinkfinger http://www.fistofblog.com/2008/04/15/the-mysterious-putrefaction-of-the-body/comment-page-1/#comment-84694 stinkfinger Wed, 16 Apr 2008 04:14:39 +0000 http://www.fistofblog.com/2008/04/15/the-mysterious-putrefaction-of-the-body/#comment-84694 Jesus, Fat. Five. That's like, hell. Maybe that's why they're so stinky - because they're a kind of pox, or torment from Hell. A purgatorial preview. A hellish-smellish harbinger. We must be evil to deserve such pain. That pain you describe. I know that pain. That deep, throbbing, stabbing agony that can turn a strong man into a lump of shuddering jelly. I get to have another RC on that other miserable bastard in the back of my mouth in two weeks. I can hardly wait. The greatest consolation is that soon the restoration of the first one can begin. Everyone: take good care of your teeth. A clean toofus is a happy toofus, but you must not break the toofus. Avoid very hard crunchy foods, especially as you grow older. Jaw breakers and corn-nuts are right out. But be aware of other potential hazards, in seemingly innocuous foods, such a whole grain breads. Yes, really and truly, one of the cracked teeth got split by a fucking wheat hull in a piece of 12 grain-bread. Sticky stuff is also notorious for pulling out fillings, which will land you in the same spot as sure as cracked tooth. Jesus, Fat. Five. That’s like, hell.

Maybe that’s why they’re so stinky – because they’re a kind of pox, or torment from Hell. A purgatorial preview. A hellish-smellish harbinger. We must be evil to deserve such pain.

That pain you describe. I know that pain. That deep, throbbing, stabbing agony that can turn a strong man into a lump of shuddering jelly.

I get to have another RC on that other miserable bastard in the back of my mouth in two weeks. I can hardly wait. The greatest consolation is that soon the restoration of the first one can begin.

Everyone: take good care of your teeth. A clean toofus is a happy toofus, but you must not break the toofus. Avoid very hard crunchy foods, especially as you grow older. Jaw breakers and corn-nuts are right out. But be aware of other potential hazards, in seemingly innocuous foods, such a whole grain breads. Yes, really and truly, one of the cracked teeth got split by a fucking wheat hull in a piece of 12 grain-bread. Sticky stuff is also notorious for pulling out fillings, which will land you in the same spot as sure as cracked tooth.

]]> By: Thumb http://www.fistofblog.com/2008/04/15/the-mysterious-putrefaction-of-the-body/comment-page-1/#comment-84688 Thumb Wed, 16 Apr 2008 03:32:03 +0000 http://www.fistofblog.com/2008/04/15/the-mysterious-putrefaction-of-the-body/#comment-84688 Aaaaaaaaaaaghhh! Fuck you both! I can smell this through my eyes. Aaaaaaaaaaaghhh! Fuck you both! I can smell this through my eyes.

]]> By: Fatfinger http://www.fistofblog.com/2008/04/15/the-mysterious-putrefaction-of-the-body/comment-page-1/#comment-84687 Fatfinger Wed, 16 Apr 2008 03:18:43 +0000 http://www.fistofblog.com/2008/04/15/the-mysterious-putrefaction-of-the-body/#comment-84687 Been there, and I feel for you. I've had 5, yes 5, root canals. My last one was a filling gone bad, and I had no money and no insurance. I waited for weeks to have it fixed out of necessity (of sheer pain). The nerve had become exposed deep in the hole, as well as a blood vessel. The pain was so severe the day before the dentist did his deed, ........dare you to read on......I was forced to shove a metal dental pick into the hole to pop the throbbing vessel and kill the nerve. The pain was unlike anything I've ever experienced...the smell was of rotting tooth and stagnated blood was something I will never forget. The pain subsided just long enough to get to the dentist without fainting. Chew on that folks. Good times. Been there, and I feel for you. I’ve had 5, yes 5, root canals. My last one was a filling gone bad, and I had no money and no insurance. I waited for weeks to have it fixed out of necessity (of sheer pain). The nerve had become exposed deep in the hole, as well as a blood vessel. The pain was so severe the day before the dentist did his deed, ……..dare you to read on……I was forced to shove a metal dental pick into the hole to pop the throbbing vessel and kill the nerve. The pain was unlike anything I’ve ever experienced…the smell was of rotting tooth and stagnated blood was something I will never forget. The pain subsided just long enough to get to the dentist without fainting. Chew on that folks. Good times.

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