Archive for March, 2008

Monday, March 31st, 2008

The Pathological Doctor

By way of explanation, my mistrust of the medical establishment is rooted in the following. When I came back to Bellingham in 1999 after my divorce, a complete basket case, I went to a certain doctor on the recommendation of a relative, for anxiety and depression. When I severed relations with this doctor a year [...]

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Monday, March 31st, 2008

Johnny Knoxville, Jr.

This show features kids falling down and getting hurt. Somehow, it’s even funny when it happens to your own kids. Usually. But these aren’t your kids. You can laugh. WPvideo 1.10 YouTube Link

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Monday, March 31st, 2008

The high cost of chewing

Got an appointment with the endodontist today, for April 15th. Wants $1000 cash on the barrelhead per tooth, sight unseen (he hasn’t even seen the X-rays). Say he does two a day, 5 days a week (being conservative here). That’s $10,000/week, $40,000 month, $480,000/year. Bump it up to three a day, and it jumps to [...]

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Monday, March 31st, 2008

You Just Can’t Measure Up

Tomorrow is April Fools Day. Time to break out the tomfoolery and hijinks. But it turns out there’s an historical precedent for practical joking dating all the way back to the 1500s. However, it seems that one man on this list took it to an art form. That man is William Horace de Vere Cole(that’s [...]

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Monday, March 31st, 2008

Living in Lemmingham

*Ahem. Cough, cough.* Allow me to introduce myself. My name is Ratface, and I am a hyper-intelligent rodent who lives in a wall in Lemmingham, the City of Subdued Excitement. Lemmingham itself is located in the Shire of Shittimwood, in a dark corner of The Land of Slugs and Rain. Besides being inhabited by land [...]

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Monday, March 31st, 2008

More Tom Waits.

Mostly because I wholeheartedly believe that you can hardly ever have too much Tom Waits, but also because a little while ago I posted a video created from a mash-up of Sin City and the song “Goin’ Out West”. I still think the Sin City video was awesome, but nothing can touch on the awesomeness [...]

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Sunday, March 30th, 2008

Assy is BACK

Assy McGee. Cop. Loose cannon. Romantic. Drunk. What Sly Stallone would look like if he had an ass for a face. On Adult Swim next Sunday, 12:30 am. I had a look at Assy’s website. There’s a “fartboard” there, featuring audio clips of Assy’s various gassy exclamations, e.g., the hard-boiled “Fart of Simmering Rage,” the [...]

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Sunday, March 30th, 2008

Unhappy customers

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