Archive for March, 2008
Monday, March 31st, 2008
The Pathological Doctor
By way of explanation, my mistrust of the medical establishment is rooted in the following. When I came back to Bellingham in 1999 after my divorce, a complete basket case, I went to a certain doctor on the recommendation of a relative, for anxiety and depression. When I severed relations with this doctor a year [...]
3 Comments » - Posted in stories by stinkfinger
Monday, March 31st, 2008
Johnny Knoxville, Jr.
This show features kids falling down and getting hurt.
Somehow, it’s even funny when it happens to your own kids.
Usually.
But these aren’t your kids. You can laugh.
WPvideo 1.10
YouTube Link
2 Comments » - Posted in kids, youtube by Thumb
Monday, March 31st, 2008
The high cost of chewing
Got an appointment with the endodontist today, for April 15th. Wants $1000 cash on the barrelhead per tooth, sight unseen (he hasn’t even seen the X-rays).
Say he does two a day, 5 days a week (being conservative here). That’s $10,000/week, $40,000 month, $480,000/year. Bump it up to three a day, and it jumps to [...]
8 Comments » - Posted in Turds by stinkfinger
Monday, March 31st, 2008
You Just Can’t Measure Up
Tomorrow is April Fools Day. Time to break out the tomfoolery and hijinks. But it turns out there’s an historical precedent for practical joking dating all the way back to the 1500s.
However, it seems that one man on this list took it to an art form.
That man is William Horace de Vere Cole(that’s [...]
2 Comments » - Posted in History, Jokes, calendar, clowns, comics by Digit
Monday, March 31st, 2008
Living in Lemmingham
*Ahem. Cough, cough.*
Allow me to introduce myself. My name is Ratface, and I am a hyper-intelligent rodent who lives in a wall in Lemmingham, the City of Subdued Excitement. Lemmingham itself is located in the Shire of Shittimwood, in a [...]
No Comments » - Posted in The Internet, animals by stinkfinger
Monday, March 31st, 2008
More Tom Waits.
Mostly because I wholeheartedly believe that you can hardly ever have too much Tom Waits, but also because a little while ago I posted a video created from a mash-up of Sin City and the song “Goin’ Out West”.
I still think the Sin City video was awesome, but nothing can touch on the awesomeness of [...]
3 Comments » - Posted in Follow Up, Tom Waits, youtube by DirtFinger
Sunday, March 30th, 2008
Assy is BACK
Assy McGee. Cop. Loose cannon. Romantic. Drunk.
What Sly Stallone would look like if he had an ass for a face.
On Adult Swim next Sunday, 12:30 am.
I had a look at Assy’s website. There’s a “fartboard” there, featuring audio clips of Assy’s various gassy exclamations, e.g., the hard-boiled “Fart of Simmering Rage,” the poignant “2 [...]
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