Kopi Luwak Crap Coffee
Fisted by FatFinger under Food, Nature, Products, The Shat, Turds, YUCK, animals, asinine, candy, fetish, information, magic, monkey on Sun, Feb 24, 2008
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My buddy Joe decided to get some coffee beans that were eaten, digested, and SHAT out of some kind of monkey-cat-weasel-looking-thing called a Civet. People walk around the jungle and collect the poop, then roast it up. This stuff goes for about $400.00 a pound. No shit. (pun indented) We got a VERY small amount and it was $60.00. We bought a new grinder, we brought distilled water to 180 degrees, we pre-heated a french press, and brewed it up. I figured that you buy this $400 dollar a pound coffee and some ass in New Jersey goes to Costco and sells you some “Kopi Luwak” which is really Columbian coffee roasted by some guy named Fred in Jersey City. Well, I was wrong. One taste of this coffee and you are 100% positive that it’s NOT normal coffee. Without a doubt, the finest coffee that I have ever tasted, and the 6 or so people that got a taste all agreed. It’s freaking incredible coffee. All flavor, no bitterness, no aftertaste. It’s perfect. I highly recommend trying it, so that like me, your next cup of $10 a pound coffee that you’ve loved for years will taste like asphalt comparatively. We took pics of the process and also of Thumb enjoying his $20 cup of coffee
Read about the poo-coffee!
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February 24th, 2008 at 10:41 pm
Two things:
Fat – Your blade grinder is dumb. Get a burr grinder, stat.
Thumb – Your facial hair is more ridiculous than I have ever witnessed. Holy sweet Christ, get a fucking razor.
February 25th, 2008 at 12:03 pm
Some professionals recently did a cupping of some exotic coffees including the Luwaked coffees.
read the article here
February 25th, 2008 at 5:27 pm
I dunno, Thumb. I think you look good.
Kinda like Les Claypool.
February 25th, 2008 at 11:14 pm
FAT: Goddamn, that was some tasty coffee. Thumb approves ten hundred percent. Did you know that they actually have 4-year-old pigmies rip the intestines out of Civets in order to get to the tasty beans? Does this conflict with your vegetarian habits?
NINE/MIDDLE: Thank you for the compliments. I’ve recently shaved a bit. I’m not sure I like it better. May have to grow the chops back.
ROASTERIE: fixed your link.
February 26th, 2008 at 4:20 pm
It’s amazing how genuinely fake your facial hair can look, Thumbelina. Hee. Here it looks like you should be singing in a mariachi group.
You could be The Guero.
And I’m loath to say this, because then it means admitting I watched this movie, but I had known about this kopi luwak crap from the Morgan Freeman/Jack Nicholson movie that recently came out (too lazy to look it up right now)…but if you say it’s Thumbs Up, Thumby, I’ll take your word for it.
Oh, The Bucket List I think is what it was. And no, trust me I didn’t pay to see it. I stream that shiz on quicksilverscreen.com. Heh. That site is bad-ass. Well, used to be before they had to switch servers.