Creepy Mohair Nudist Suit Family Photo
Fisted by stinkfinger under Uncategorized on Mon, Oct 1, 2007
Tags: apparel, Don't Look Ethel!, information, kids, Nature, Smut (Soft)
[8] Comments
”Creepy Mohair.” That could be a band name.
I saw the image below a couple of years ago, then forgot all about it. Stumbled across it this evening.
Background:
Natasha, Peter, Zack and Imogen pose against a garden trellis, bathed in the soft light of a spring afternoon. Man and wife, with one boy and one girl, they are the very embodiment of the wholesome nuclear family…except that they’re all naked. Sort of.
In fact, they’re clad head to toe in hand-knitted mohair bodysuits, from which sprout gender-appropriate appendages and thick strands of body hair. Naked suits, if you will. Mom stares blankly ahead, her pillowy pink breasts askew, as her little girl reaches over to poke at dad’s fuzzy knitted member. Father and brother look on, grinning. Somehow, perhaps because the suits are so goofy and the subjects so clearly delighted, this scenario manages not to be creepy.
In Anna Maltz’s new series One Size Fits All, families of various configurations don the same suits and pose for conventional portraits, to riotous effect…. (read more)
Personally, I find it kind of creepy, what with the daughter fondling dad’s mohair member. Otherwise, not really.

October 2nd, 2007 at 5:47 am
Now there’s an idea! Wonder when we’ll see this on the cover of Vogue Knitting?
And I bet that mohair itched something awful. What a sad waste of yarn.
October 2nd, 2007 at 8:00 am
That’s about 63 types of wrong.
October 2nd, 2007 at 8:46 am
i count 62, but i could be wrong too
October 2nd, 2007 at 9:31 am
I love a show about a nice guy serial killer and I find this creepier. It’s something in the way the father seems to be instructing the daughter in the art of cuppage.
October 2nd, 2007 at 9:51 am
I love a show about a nice guy serial killer and I find this creepier.
Oh, this is way creepier than Dexter. Creepy on a fundamental level. Like never pointing a gun at anyone, loaded or not. It’s just not done. Ditto with little girls and their dad’s member: it’s just not fondled, even if it’s part of a mohair suit.
Maybe it’s a kind of artistic “trolling.” Of all the photos of the suits that were taken, this is the one that became the “centerpiece.” It becomes a conversation piece by virtue of the preteen and her fascination with dad’s mohair appendage. Otherwise, it would just be kind of silly and tasteless.
Plus, as Mel has suggested, just the idea of wearing a mohair suit against one’s bare flesh makes the skin crawl. Take it off and have a bath in benadryl.
But I can up the ante: imagine going on a five mile hike, or playing basketball in a mohair suit.
October 2nd, 2007 at 12:13 pm
Two pairs of pants and a mohair vest/ I’m full of bourbon, I can’t stand up…
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January 14th, 2012 at 8:13 am
que rico que una niñita te agarre la pichula con sus suaves manitas!!!!!