Curling + Metal = Bad
A recent find for the Worst Metal Videos Ever Page. I’ve added a few more to it that I haven’t tortured you all with but this one is just too good not to share. I mean bad.
“Hearts on Fire” by Hammerfall from the album Crimson Thunder (2002)
Metal. And Olympic-level curling.
Yes, someone gave that concept the green light. Hammerfall actually made a real video for “Hearts on Fire” which is terrible in its own special way, but this latter version featuring the Swedish Womens’ Curling Team is truly cringe-worthy. You can argue that the guys from Hammerfall are just having fun, or that they did this be humorous. OK…but they still made the video, didn’t they?
This one is just killing me. What about curling says “Hearts on Fire”? Maybe I’ve just never experienced the pure adrenaline of curling myself so I can’t say. At least some of the ladies are pretty. Hey, I just figured out why they made this video!
Best Lyrics: Hearts on fire/ hearts on fire/ burning, burning with desire