“Romanian artist Mihai Marius Mihu spent seven months recreating the hellish visions of the nine circles of hell from Dante’s Divine Comedy using almost 40,000 Lego bricks…”

or, “If Pixar Had balls”

Sometimes I miss America more than others.

Family Photo.

Epic Rap Battles of History. Just go there. Pick anything (Bieber vs Beethoven is a good place to start)

This is new to me. It came up in a conversation with the elusive Index.

The background, according to Index:

So these guys made a flash game, that was just a parody of other dumb flash games.

Most of the people commenting on it got the joke, but one commentor didn’t and wrote an angry review

The voice over actor for the game, did a dramatic reading of the comment.

Here’s a link to the audio-only version (with visualizer).

Or you can weather an ad on youtube and then watch a more-animated version here.

And finally, here’s the text of the original review:

i reley dont wan to say this, but i have to now.
this game is so esey. i mean, all you do is hit the spacebar. thats it! how is this an RPG anyway? you cant contrail anything but what it says on the screen! what if i didnt want to buy the potion? what apout quests? all you can upgrade is stranth? there is no way you can lose to the boss at the end! this game is crap! its not even an RPG at all! i mean look at it! in what way is this supposed to be an RPG if you can do quests and stuff? all you do is press one butten the entier time! explain to me! the athore coments al totol lies! is it supposed to be stick dudes? i dont even know how this damn game got the daily 3rd prize, or a rating of 4.26!
pepole think this review is worthles.
go ahead! say it! i dont care! im just trying to make a point here!
blam this piece of crap!!!!
P.S the only reson im giving this a 1 is beacuase the voices where pretty good. but thats it!

So, I finally managed to finagle another email conversation with a Russian Girlfriend Spam Server. You’d think this would be an easy task, but most of the times I try this, I never get a response.

The below emails (over 10,000 words!) are between me and “Tatyana” via Yahoo email addresses. Unfortunately, I seem to have lost the original email she sent to my real email address, but the rest of them are included here. I took the decidedly low road for my personality for this set of emails (which seems to have become sort of a theme for me). Eventually, after dragging out the final schtick for nearly a month, she stopped emailing me back.

Sorry about the formatting of her emails. This has already taken way to long to put together to waste any more time on fixing her indents.

Enjoy!

To: The Butcher
From: krasotkababy@yahoo.com
Subject: Sorry for the long answer …

Hello Butcher,
Thank you so much for your reply. I was surprised and happy to hear back from you.
Sorry for the delay. I don’t often use this e-mail address. I accidentally decided to check my mail box and was happily surprised to see your letter. I have another e-mail address and I use it to correspond with my friends. So please, write me on this e-mail address tatyanadronchenko@yahoo.com. I will send you a detailed letter from this address so you know it. Well, I do hope that you’ll forgive me and write me back very soon. I would like to get to know you better. I am sure there is so much interesting we can find about each other. I promised to send you my picture and so here I am attaching my picture. I will tell you more about myself in my next letter and will send it from my main,
I will be waiting impatiently for your reply.
Have a good day!
Take care.

P.S. If you liked my picture and you are interested, please, write me
soon. And if you are interested , please, don’t forget to send letters on this e-mail address – tatyanadronchenko@yahoo.com. This is my main mail address.

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