Dear Sarah Palin, BYE!!!!

Fisted by Digit under History, Stupid Breeders, awesome and win, politics on Fri, Jul 3, 2009
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Sarah-PalinLadies and Gentlemen, we have a little 4th of July treat for you here at The Fist.

Allow me to announce that Sarah Palin (R) is stepping down as Governor of Alaska!

BOOSH!!

According to CNN.com:

Gov. Sarah Palin announced Friday that she will step down as Alaska’s chief executive by the end of the month. She will not seek election to a second gubernatorial term in 2010.
Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin announces she’s stepping down this month.

Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin announces she’s stepping down this month.

“People who know me know that besides faith and family, nothing’s more important to me than our beloved Alaska,” Palin said at an announcement from her home in Wasilla. “Serving her people is the greatest honor I could imagine.”

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A Republican source close to her political team told CNN’s John King that it was a “calculation” she made that “it was time to move on.” The governor’s “book deal and other issues” were “causing a lot of friction” in her home state, the source said, adding that he believes she is “mapping out a path to 2012.”

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Yeah, good luck with that 2012 bid, sunshine.  Not only are you seen as incompetent, self centered, vapid and controlling, but now you’ll be a quitter too!  Call up that old resume and insert that at in the “Reason for Departing” section!

HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!
JOY!!!

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Vegan? You are not alone

Fisted by FingerPuppet under photos on Thu, Jul 2, 2009
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Why the heck would they write vegan-curious?  It makes it sound like another phase that college girls go through because they want to rebel against daddy, or they think if they don’t eat meat they won’t get fat.

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New Edible Dirt

Fisted by DirtFinger under Cartoon, Edible Dirt, comics on Thu, Jul 2, 2009
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Here.

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Dad Caught Me Smoking. Now I Have to Smoke a Whole Carton.

Fisted by Digit under asinine, politics, youtube on Wed, Jul 1, 2009
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This is just about the most counterintuitive, evil thing I’ve heard in a while.

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So, let me get this straight…  In order to save America (from what?  terrorists?) we need terrorists to attack America?  Well, we saw how well that worked out for us post 9/11!  We saw an America thriving and prospering… wait, no, that’s not right.  Basically what this guy, Michael Scheuer, is saying is that, in order for Republicans to regain power, the Democrats have to be emasculated by a terrorist attack where people will die.  Then, and only then can the Republicans say, “See!!  Democrats are weak on terror!!” and get reelected.  You know, I’ve seen some underhanded, Rovian stunts in the attempts at election power grabs, but that’s fucking LOW.

This clip needs to be disseminated and seared into the consciousness of America to show just how sick some of these assclowns can be.

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Minivan Highway

Fisted by Thumb under video on Wed, Jul 1, 2009
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Possibly the raddest old dudes on the planet.

Thanks to Neurot for sending this one in.

WPvideo 1.10

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Field Trip

Fisted by FingerPuppet under photos on Wed, Jul 1, 2009
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Quick! Comment first! 

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Fail

Fisted by DirtFinger under fail on Wed, Jul 1, 2009
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and from the same site i found this photo and just had to put a fail-frame/caption to it.casual fail copy

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Oh, Internet, how I love thee

Fisted by DirtFinger under Food, apparel, bacon, kids, meat, photos on Wed, Jul 1, 2009
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Where else could we find such gems as the Bacon Brothers?

bacon-tuxedos-lr

(also, i don’t believe we didn’t already have a “bacon” category)

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