Mao Art – get painted as a Chinese dictator

You’ve always pretended you’re the inspiration behind chinese propaganda posters, haven’t you? What? You haven’t? I have. And now for a couple hundred bucks, I can live the dream!

This site will create an oil painting based on retro propaganda posters with your likeness in place of the original faces. The best part? It’s all done by Chinese contract artists, so you don’t have to worry that your painting was done in a “painting factory.”

Visit maoart for more details.

Thanks to Karma for the tip.

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Concept product – Fleshlight iPad holder

Geekosystem.com reports on a sex toy accessory for the iPad. Seems to me that this would be even better attached to an iPhone since they vibrate.

Follow development here.

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Sexy, sexy robots

Thanks to Slashfilm for the tip.

Those with sharp eyes (or, really any eyes at all all) will enjoy the horse robot with a “fuckable butt.”

NSFW, y’all!

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North Dakota for the win!

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Doorknob Lickers

Apparently, this is a thing. Japanese girls licking doorknobs. You’ll like it. See more here.

Thanks to @monoboy for the tip.


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Pagan Atheists

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I think it might be better to let the top two youtube comments speak for this video.

1. “Future Atheists”

2. “parenting. you’re doing it wrong.”

Also, I’d like to note that it would be super easy to rhyme at least two of their lines with vagina and masturbate.

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Come and get it

What does a seagull have to do with a lactating breast? Only the Chinese know for sure. Hop on this sweet painting before it’s gone forever relisted. Also, this woman isn’t “blond.” But that seems like splitting hairs.

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Vomit Wrangler

One of the ingredients here made me “hurk” a little. I’d say Royce Clemens, the man on the screen should be given a medal for keeping that stuff in his gullet for so long.

And just in case you love this, consider kickstarting the project. Kickstarting ends January 21, but it’s a worthy cause, and you can get your name in the credits of a Bellingham-made movie.

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